I always stress out weeks ahead of my physical. I fear the dreaded blood sucking so they can see what my cholesterol levels, triglycerides, sugars, salts, amount of wine I consume on a daily basis and whatever else a blood sample tells them. Can't they just put a strip on my forehead like they do toddlers these days to find out if they have a fever and use it to find out all my vital blood facts? It would be so much more pleasant for both of us that way.
After the results come in my side of the conversation goes something like this... "Yes doctor, I know that I should limit my alcohol, salt, sugar and exercise more. I even do sometimes....really! At least once a
I "passed" my annual physical without any red flags. Of course, I'm still supposed to "limit" my alcohol, eat right and exercise....duh. Just once I want to go the the doctor and have them tell me to slow down and eat and drink more! Just once! That is a physical I would look forward to!