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I have decided I cannot let the great condiment invasion ruin my last few precious weeks. I must detach myself from those bottles and allow myself to throw out their contents...guilt free. I have the bin of joy to thank for making this part of "staying on" easier for me. I threw away more stuff today than I have consumed all summer long. I was shameless. My green bin now has enough mayo, mustard, relish and salad dressing to last it about a year. I hope it ultimately turns into some wonderful soil that will help someone grow a beautiful garden, full of tomatoes and cucumbers, to make more ketchup and relish! I have chosen not to feel guilty about this...and you shouldn't either.
But seriously people... next year when you come for your vacation, splurge and buy the mini size condiments or just borrow from a neighbor who bought the ginormous bottle of ketchup and throw the leftovers away yourself, it's a very liberating feeling. However, if you have any leftover wine...I will be more than happy to adopt it and dispose of it properly.